.. [ ABSENCE ] ..

Sorry my pretties~ but my Lucius muse is suffering, as are my other muses to an extent, so I'll be dropping him.

Friend remove~<3

Arse over tip. This... This is outrageous!

What the hell is this anyway? I'd almost say a Polyjuice Potion, but that does not explain WHAT the bloody hell I am!

... anyone care to explain why I have the ears of a rabbit creature, and the body of a female?

Gods. Where are some nail cutters. I keep stabbing myself with these hideous things. And I need some clothes that actually cover everything!



This really is not the best time either, but I require a job. Bloody hell. I'm quite educated, and would do quite well with files or reports. Those mundane types of things one could do in their sleep if they had but half a brain...

I say...

[breathing and a tapping noise]

This isn't...

[crackling]

By Merlin's beard.

What is this, the realm of mudbloods? It's even worse off than I would have imagined.

I have yet to see another respectable wizard, or even a wizard at all. Not even those Weasley's, that seem to come crawling out of the cracks like rats on a drowning ship.

Is this someone's idea of a joke? I'll have you know, messing with a Malfoy is not good for one's health.